date january 29, 2010
place jhabbar's illegal den ( better known as room no. 164, topaz hostel )
soo....in a very predictable show of jhabbarification, the beast freaked out when he read a "So called alphanumeric word" on the blog....
in fact he pulled out his typical classic jhabru move....n he actually BIT his roomie....
Now, as he's one of us he realized that this won't solve the problem....so he hid his claws behind his clumsy ass and showed some BITCHINESS...and came to the administrator on all fours, begging to grant him the rights to edit the posts...
HA HA....very clever jhabru...
but the group is too smart n tight to be compromised !!
So guys...remember...when u use alphanumeric words like "T2" the stupid beast freaks out...and jhabbarifies....
look before you speak !!
XoXo
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Legends
Jhabbroo :- Male Species
Jhabbri :- Female Species
Jhabbarlings :- Siblings
Jhabbarites :- Offsprings
Jhabbri :- Female Species
Jhabbarlings :- Siblings
Jhabbarites :- Offsprings
The general iterations of zabrooo's life !!
jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya
lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya
jabhru ka dil ghayal hua
uska toh balatkaar ho gaya
jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya
lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya
fir jhabru jhabri dono gtalk karein
jhabru ka dual sim bekaar ho gaya
jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya
lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya
jhabru ka dil ekdum bhaalu hua
jhabru fir pyaar k liye bekaraar ho gaya
the primal urge of zabrooo..."FRUSTRATION"
now...lets first lay down some ground rules....when jhabroo frustrates...its called "jhabbarification"
this the primal urge of the species of his kind. As you all know, for most of us newly pubertified college going kids SEX with the opposite sex (mostly) is the primal instinctive urge. But for the jhabroo species, its frustration....so here goes the list....the list of things at which jhabroo gets frustrated....
1) Not giving him a hajmola candy.
2) Not letting him download a movie coz his awesomely fantastic friends wanna talk wid him.
3) Simply because its him, jhabroo
4) using alphanumeric words like "T2"
5) ignoring him when he's bitching around
6) talking about him when he is pretending to sleep ( n acting as a Bitch )
and the list goes on and on....
stay tuned for updates...
xoxo
this the primal urge of the species of his kind. As you all know, for most of us newly pubertified college going kids SEX with the opposite sex (mostly) is the primal instinctive urge. But for the jhabroo species, its frustration....so here goes the list....the list of things at which jhabroo gets frustrated....
1) Not giving him a hajmola candy.
2) Not letting him download a movie coz his awesomely fantastic friends wanna talk wid him.
3) Simply because its him, jhabroo
4) using alphanumeric words like "T2"
5) ignoring him when he's bitching around
6) talking about him when he is pretending to sleep ( n acting as a Bitch )
and the list goes on and on....
stay tuned for updates...
xoxo
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Address "The Mystery"
Jhabbaroooo BABA
Flat Number J-I,
Jhabbar Apartments,
Jhabbarite Street,
Jhabbarabad,
Jhabbar Pradesh,
Jhabbharistan,
Jhabbrasia,
Earth.
[He is One of Us !!!!!!!!]
JIN (Jhabbar Index Number) :- JJJ-001
Flat Number J-I,
Jhabbar Apartments,
Jhabbarite Street,
Jhabbarabad,
Jhabbar Pradesh,
Jhabbharistan,
Jhabbrasia,
Earth.
[He is One of Us !!!!!!!!]
JIN (Jhabbar Index Number) :- JJJ-001
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