Friday, January 29, 2010

OOppSS !! he does it again !!

date january 29, 2010
place jhabbar's illegal den ( better known as room no. 164, topaz hostel )

soo....in a very predictable show of jhabbarification, the beast freaked out when he read a "So called alphanumeric word" on the blog....
in fact he pulled out his typical classic jhabru move....n he actually BIT his roomie....
Now, as he's one of us he realized that this won't solve the problem....so he hid his claws behind his clumsy ass and showed some BITCHINESS...and came to the administrator on all fours, begging to grant him the rights to edit the posts...
HA HA....very clever jhabru...
but the group is too smart n tight to be compromised !!
So guys...remember...when u use alphanumeric words like "T2" the stupid beast freaks out...and jhabbarifies....
look before you speak !!
XoXo

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Legends

Jhabbroo :- Male Species
Jhabbri :- Female Species
Jhabbarlings :- Siblings
Jhabbarites :- Offsprings

The general iterations of zabrooo's life !!

jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya

lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya

jabhru ka dil ghayal hua

uska toh balatkaar ho gaya


jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya

lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya

fir jhabru jhabri dono gtalk karein

jhabru ka dual sim bekaar ho gaya


jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya

lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya

jhabru ka dil ekdum bhaalu hua

jhabru fir pyaar k liye bekaraar ho gaya

the primal urge of zabrooo..."FRUSTRATION"

now...lets first lay down some ground rules....when jhabroo frustrates...its called "jhabbarification"
this the primal urge of the species of his kind. As you all know, for most of us newly pubertified college going kids SEX with the opposite sex (mostly) is the primal instinctive urge. But for the jhabroo species, its frustration....so here goes the list....the list of things at which jhabroo gets frustrated....
1) Not giving him a hajmola candy.
2) Not letting him download a movie coz his awesomely fantastic friends wanna talk wid him.
3) Simply because its him, jhabroo
4) using alphanumeric words like "T2"
5) ignoring him when he's bitching around
6) talking about him when he is pretending to sleep ( n acting as a Bitch )
and the list goes on and on....

stay tuned for updates...
xoxo

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Words the "Jhabbarictionary"

To Be Uploaded Soooooon .......

Address "The Mystery"

Jhabbaroooo BABA
Flat Number J-I,
Jhabbar Apartments,
Jhabbarite Street,
Jhabbarabad,
Jhabbar Pradesh,
Jhabbharistan,
Jhabbrasia,
Earth.
[He is One of Us !!!!!!!!]
JIN (Jhabbar Index Number) :- JJJ-001

Name "The History"

Hakim Zhabaru Chutiya Chillar Chamar Dual_Sim Frustu Pakistani PolybaaaZ T2 Tiggi BABA !!!!!!