For the love of my Sister-'S' !!!

Ok...So guys, this post is based on a detailed study of human behaviour by some extremely wise thinkers. DO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY !! The theory says that :-

A. If a girl is brought up in the company of two brothers, she is bound to show masculine signs. eg. she would always punch instead of the pathetic and almost embarrassing puny slaps on the back that the other gals love to boast about.

B. If a boy is brought up in the company of two sisters, he is bound to show stark signs of feminism.

Now, needless to say, jhabroo was brought up with his two extremely charming sisters. But this made a really big difference in his life...
1) He for one PINCHES and BITES ppl. when they annoy him.
2) He loves wearing PINK and is not a man enough to admit that its his choice.
3) He makes stupid sad faces that only gals can make up.
4) He has a boneheaded habit of using 'DUH' and almost believes that it sounds outstandingly cool !!
5) He has some perky & bootylicious body parts that can't be disclosed on this blog.
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n that was just his childhood....but Jhabbar didn't stop there....
His first cricket practice partner was a sis he made in kota ( where he went to study or at least score chics..not make sisters ).....
His first college crush whom we often refer to by using a set of alphanumeric word is all set to be made a sister by jhabroo..( he very clearly expressed this wish )....
n this list TOO like most of the lists goes on and onnnn !!!
So, jhabroo you better get your head outta your ass and man up !!
XoXo

The beginning of the "Jhabbar-demic"

Now, you guys must be thinking that what in the name of god is "jhabbar-demic". So, lemme freshen up your jhabbarictionary a bit until the official draft is out. JHABBARDEMIC is the name of the complex disease jhabbar is suffering from. It broke out many years ago and took the form of an epidemic within months !! So, lets get into the details of the so called JHABBARDEMIC !!

The date was 4th march 1990. The place was the very famous UNA, Gujarat.(Jhabbar likes to brag about UNA a lot that it is the place with the maximum number of villages in India and makes it a point to repeat this fact at least five thousand times a day so that everyone remembers it, GOD KNOWS WHY !! ) Jhabbar's mom, was very happy because of the fact that she had given birth to 2.5 kgs of dunno what !! (jhabbar's genitals were not visible by then). But that happiness wasn't for long. Soon, jhabbar's kins got the hair shaved off to find a baby inside. That was when everyone got worried. The new weight of the kid was 0.5 kgs ( for those of you still not seeing the fact, this means the weight of the hair was 2kgs. :-P ) That is how this disease started. Simple normal parents but one heck of a monster as a kid !!Now, for your safety, please read the following symptoms of JHABBARDEMIC very carefully and if u find any such kid in your neighborhood, inform us immediately.
1) looks like a mass of hair from long AS WELL AS short distance
2) High Jhabbarification frequency
3) General lack of brain
4) extremely poor IQ
5) affinity to anything that requires BITING
6) acts like a total BITCH
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for anyone not in the jhabbar category, the above symptoms shud be enough !! So stay focussed people and report jhabbroos in the making !!!
xoxo