Now, you guys must be thinking that what in the name of god is "jhabbar-demic". So, lemme freshen up your jhabbarictionary a bit until the official draft is out. JHABBARDEMIC is the name of the complex disease jhabbar is suffering from. It broke out many years ago and took the form of an epidemic within months !! So, lets get into the details of the so called JHABBARDEMIC !!
The date was 4th march 1990. The place was the very famous UNA, Gujarat.(Jhabbar likes to brag about UNA a lot that it is the place with the maximum number of villages in India and makes it a point to repeat this fact at least five thousand times a day so that everyone remembers it, GOD KNOWS WHY !! ) Jhabbar's mom, was very happy because of the fact that she had given birth to 2.5 kgs of dunno what !! (jhabbar's genitals were not visible by then). But that happiness wasn't for long. Soon, jhabbar's kins got the hair shaved off to find a baby inside. That was when everyone got worried. The new weight of the kid was 0.5 kgs ( for those of you still not seeing the fact, this means the weight of the hair was 2kgs. :-P ) That is how this disease started. Simple normal parents but one heck of a monster as a kid !!Now, for your safety, please read the following symptoms of JHABBARDEMIC very carefully and if u find any such kid in your neighborhood, inform us immediately.
1) looks like a mass of hair from long AS WELL AS short distance
2) High Jhabbarification frequency
3) General lack of brain
4) extremely poor IQ
5) affinity to anything that requires BITING
6) acts like a total BITCH
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for anyone not in the jhabbar category, the above symptoms shud be enough !! So stay focussed people and report jhabbroos in the making !!!
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