Numerouno : K.V.
Dusra in Command : Pillauta
Coordinator, The Third : Tingri
Defence In Chief [Chautha] : Chachha (He was expecting the first position, but JEE ki tarah Yahan bhi kat gaya..)
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Jhabbarath, the jhabbar bath !!
Time : 2.25 am ( Dude !! thats in the night !! )
1) Jhabbar says...lets go for a bath..ppl think he's kiddin !!
2) He actually pulls out his Jhampoo ( jhabbar shampoo ) and his Jhowel (jhabbar towel with special properties of exclusive hair drying )
3) He does actually go for a jhabbarath !!
4) He comes back in an amazingly short time with all his hair wetty wetty...and his face lookin all potty potty !!
5) He uses the jhowel to dry up his Jhairs (jhabbar hairs..believe me..they are really different) !!
6) He pulls off his amazingly stone headed act there after....at 2.35 am in the morning, the only cosmetic he finds suitable to apply after his jhabbarath is....not a cream...not some oil...not a lip gloss (he does apply that too some times..) but he very generously applies a huge amount of "SET WET"
7) Everyone starts wondering that :
(a) when will this idiot realize that just by applying set wet u don't get "very very sexy"
(b) WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THE POINT OF APPLYING SET WET AT 2.35AM IN THE MORNING !!!!!!!!!!
8) Exactly 23 minutes later...at 2.58 am, jhabroo is sound asleep on his bed in a pose that neither can be explained in words nor can be presented in the form of a graphical representation because i am presently the fucking no. 1 on jhabroo's bite list !!!!
conclusion : No wonder his species have a general lack of brain and an awefully poor IQ....
xoxo
1) Jhabbar says...lets go for a bath..ppl think he's kiddin !!
2) He actually pulls out his Jhampoo ( jhabbar shampoo ) and his Jhowel (jhabbar towel with special properties of exclusive hair drying )
3) He does actually go for a jhabbarath !!
4) He comes back in an amazingly short time with all his hair wetty wetty...and his face lookin all potty potty !!
5) He uses the jhowel to dry up his Jhairs (jhabbar hairs..believe me..they are really different) !!
6) He pulls off his amazingly stone headed act there after....at 2.35 am in the morning, the only cosmetic he finds suitable to apply after his jhabbarath is....not a cream...not some oil...not a lip gloss (he does apply that too some times..) but he very generously applies a huge amount of "SET WET"
7) Everyone starts wondering that :
(a) when will this idiot realize that just by applying set wet u don't get "very very sexy"
(b) WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THE POINT OF APPLYING SET WET AT 2.35AM IN THE MORNING !!!!!!!!!!
8) Exactly 23 minutes later...at 2.58 am, jhabroo is sound asleep on his bed in a pose that neither can be explained in words nor can be presented in the form of a graphical representation because i am presently the fucking no. 1 on jhabroo's bite list !!!!
conclusion : No wonder his species have a general lack of brain and an awefully poor IQ....
xoxo
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Katellergy !!
Intrigued ?? Yeah....everyone is...don't google around for this word....its totally home grown !!
so...the thing started a few days back...when jhabroo was denied a "hajmola candy", where "hajmola candy" signifies all the little things which when not given to jhabroo, lead to jhabbarification. Jhabroo got all angry and in a typical style of his screamed at the top of his voice "mujhe kya C****** ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) samjha hai jo main teri ek hajmola candy ke liye raat bhar ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) baitha rahoonga ?? Le rakh teri hajmola candy !! " That was when the "most kameena guy" around gave jhabroo the good ol' smacking that he deserved since a long time and said in a simple tone n volume with a smile on his face : "kat le...chal kat le". Thats what made him exude all his stupid anger and leave the room thrashing n crashing the door behind him.
That was the first act...now u guys must be thinking what the hell is the name...well its made of two words.."kat-le" and "allergy" which when combined give the word "katellergy". So, jhabroo really jhabbarifies when he's denied the attention he wants and is told with a smile on the face to get lost or "कट ले... चल, कट ले"
moving on to the next incident....which happened just a few days later...the day before jhabroo was gonna take his exam of shame when tingri, the designated no. 3 on jhabroo's BITE list told him again with a smile on his face...n to add to it a mocking lil kiss..."kat le beta....chal kat le"..again the fuming beast crashed the door as hard as he could with his awefully stupid hands which look fat only because of a 1.29 cm. thick layer of hair on it and hence confirmed the theory that.." JHABROO JHABBARIFIES WHEN A SET OF WORDS, "KAT LE....CHAL KAT LE" ARE SPOKEN IN FRONT OF HIM WITH A SMILEON THE FACE AND THIS PHENOMENA IS KNOWN AS KATELLERGY "
xoxo
so...the thing started a few days back...when jhabroo was denied a "hajmola candy", where "hajmola candy" signifies all the little things which when not given to jhabroo, lead to jhabbarification. Jhabroo got all angry and in a typical style of his screamed at the top of his voice "mujhe kya C****** ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) samjha hai jo main teri ek hajmola candy ke liye raat bhar ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) baitha rahoonga ?? Le rakh teri hajmola candy !! " That was when the "most kameena guy" around gave jhabroo the good ol' smacking that he deserved since a long time and said in a simple tone n volume with a smile on his face : "kat le...chal kat le". Thats what made him exude all his stupid anger and leave the room thrashing n crashing the door behind him.
That was the first act...now u guys must be thinking what the hell is the name...well its made of two words.."kat-le" and "allergy" which when combined give the word "katellergy". So, jhabroo really jhabbarifies when he's denied the attention he wants and is told with a smile on the face to get lost or "कट ले... चल, कट ले"
moving on to the next incident....which happened just a few days later...the day before jhabroo was gonna take his exam of shame when tingri, the designated no. 3 on jhabroo's BITE list told him again with a smile on his face...n to add to it a mocking lil kiss..."kat le beta....chal kat le"..again the fuming beast crashed the door as hard as he could with his awefully stupid hands which look fat only because of a 1.29 cm. thick layer of hair on it and hence confirmed the theory that.." JHABROO JHABBARIFIES WHEN A SET OF WORDS, "KAT LE....CHAL KAT LE" ARE SPOKEN IN FRONT OF HIM WITH A SMILEON THE FACE AND THIS PHENOMENA IS KNOWN AS KATELLERGY "
xoxo
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