Jhabbarath, the jhabbar bath !!

Time : 2.25 am ( Dude !! thats in the night !! )
1) Jhabbar says...lets go for a bath..ppl think he's kiddin !!
2) He actually pulls out his Jhampoo ( jhabbar shampoo ) and his Jhowel (jhabbar towel with special properties of exclusive hair drying )
3) He does actually go for a jhabbarath !!
4) He comes back in an amazingly short time with all his hair wetty wetty...and his face lookin all potty potty !!
5) He uses the jhowel to dry up his Jhairs (jhabbar hairs..believe me..they are really different) !!
6) He pulls off his amazingly stone headed act there after....at 2.35 am in the morning, the only cosmetic he finds suitable to apply after his jhabbarath is....not a cream...not some oil...not a lip gloss (he does apply that too some times..) but he very generously applies a huge amount of "SET WET"
7) Everyone starts wondering that :
(a) when will this idiot realize that just by applying set wet u don't get "very very sexy"
(b) WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THE POINT OF APPLYING SET WET AT 2.35AM IN THE MORNING !!!!!!!!!!
8) Exactly 23 minutes later...at 2.58 am, jhabroo is sound asleep on his bed in a pose that neither can be explained in words nor can be presented in the form of a graphical representation because i am presently the fucking no. 1 on jhabroo's bite list !!!!
conclusion : No wonder his species have a general lack of brain and an awefully poor IQ....
xoxo