Thursday, March 4, 2010

Katellergy !!

Intrigued ?? Yeah....everyone is...don't google around for this word....its totally home grown !!
so...the thing started a few days back...when jhabroo was denied a "hajmola candy", where "hajmola candy" signifies all the little things which when not given to jhabroo, lead to jhabbarification. Jhabroo got all angry and in a typical style of his screamed at the top of his voice "mujhe kya C****** ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) samjha hai jo main teri ek hajmola candy ke liye raat bhar ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) baitha rahoonga ?? Le rakh teri hajmola candy !! " That was when the "most kameena guy" around gave jhabroo the good ol' smacking that he deserved since a long time and said in a simple tone n volume with a smile on his face : "kat le...chal kat le". Thats what made him exude all his stupid anger and leave the room thrashing n crashing the door behind him.
That was the first act...now u guys must be thinking what the hell is the name...well its made of two words.."kat-le" and "allergy" which when combined give the word "katellergy". So, jhabroo really jhabbarifies when he's denied the attention he wants and is told with a smile on the face to get lost or "कट ले... चल, कट ले"
moving on to the next incident....which happened just a few days later...the day before jhabroo was gonna take his exam of shame when tingri, the designated no. 3 on jhabroo's BITE list told him again with a smile on his face...n to add to it a mocking lil kiss..."kat le beta....chal kat le"..again the fuming beast crashed the door as hard as he could with his awefully stupid hands which look fat only because of a 1.29 cm. thick layer of hair on it and hence confirmed the theory that.." JHABROO JHABBARIFIES WHEN A SET OF WORDS, "KAT LE....CHAL KAT LE" ARE SPOKEN IN FRONT OF HIM WITH A SMILEON THE FACE AND THIS PHENOMENA IS KNOWN AS KATELLERGY "
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