The BiTe LisT

Numerouno : K.V.
Dusra in Command : Pillauta
Coordinator, The Third : Tingri
Defence In Chief [Chautha] : Chachha (He was expecting the first position, but JEE ki tarah Yahan bhi kat gaya..)

Jhabbarath, the jhabbar bath !!

Time : 2.25 am ( Dude !! thats in the night !! )
1) Jhabbar says...lets go for a bath..ppl think he's kiddin !!
2) He actually pulls out his Jhampoo ( jhabbar shampoo ) and his Jhowel (jhabbar towel with special properties of exclusive hair drying )
3) He does actually go for a jhabbarath !!
4) He comes back in an amazingly short time with all his hair wetty wetty...and his face lookin all potty potty !!
5) He uses the jhowel to dry up his Jhairs (jhabbar hairs..believe me..they are really different) !!
6) He pulls off his amazingly stone headed act there after....at 2.35 am in the morning, the only cosmetic he finds suitable to apply after his jhabbarath is....not a cream...not some oil...not a lip gloss (he does apply that too some times..) but he very generously applies a huge amount of "SET WET"
7) Everyone starts wondering that :
(a) when will this idiot realize that just by applying set wet u don't get "very very sexy"
(b) WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THE POINT OF APPLYING SET WET AT 2.35AM IN THE MORNING !!!!!!!!!!
8) Exactly 23 minutes later...at 2.58 am, jhabroo is sound asleep on his bed in a pose that neither can be explained in words nor can be presented in the form of a graphical representation because i am presently the fucking no. 1 on jhabroo's bite list !!!!
conclusion : No wonder his species have a general lack of brain and an awefully poor IQ....
xoxo

Katellergy !!

Intrigued ?? Yeah....everyone is...don't google around for this word....its totally home grown !!
so...the thing started a few days back...when jhabroo was denied a "hajmola candy", where "hajmola candy" signifies all the little things which when not given to jhabroo, lead to jhabbarification. Jhabroo got all angry and in a typical style of his screamed at the top of his voice "mujhe kya C****** ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) samjha hai jo main teri ek hajmola candy ke liye raat bhar ( long and persistant with a huge head bang in sync ) baitha rahoonga ?? Le rakh teri hajmola candy !! " That was when the "most kameena guy" around gave jhabroo the good ol' smacking that he deserved since a long time and said in a simple tone n volume with a smile on his face : "kat le...chal kat le". Thats what made him exude all his stupid anger and leave the room thrashing n crashing the door behind him.
That was the first act...now u guys must be thinking what the hell is the name...well its made of two words.."kat-le" and "allergy" which when combined give the word "katellergy". So, jhabroo really jhabbarifies when he's denied the attention he wants and is told with a smile on the face to get lost or "कट ले... चल, कट ले"
moving on to the next incident....which happened just a few days later...the day before jhabroo was gonna take his exam of shame when tingri, the designated no. 3 on jhabroo's BITE list told him again with a smile on his face...n to add to it a mocking lil kiss..."kat le beta....chal kat le"..again the fuming beast crashed the door as hard as he could with his awefully stupid hands which look fat only because of a 1.29 cm. thick layer of hair on it and hence confirmed the theory that.." JHABROO JHABBARIFIES WHEN A SET OF WORDS, "KAT LE....CHAL KAT LE" ARE SPOKEN IN FRONT OF HIM WITH A SMILEON THE FACE AND THIS PHENOMENA IS KNOWN AS KATELLERGY "
xoxo

For the love of my Sister-'S' !!!

Ok...So guys, this post is based on a detailed study of human behaviour by some extremely wise thinkers. DO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY !! The theory says that :-

A. If a girl is brought up in the company of two brothers, she is bound to show masculine signs. eg. she would always punch instead of the pathetic and almost embarrassing puny slaps on the back that the other gals love to boast about.

B. If a boy is brought up in the company of two sisters, he is bound to show stark signs of feminism.

Now, needless to say, jhabroo was brought up with his two extremely charming sisters. But this made a really big difference in his life...
1) He for one PINCHES and BITES ppl. when they annoy him.
2) He loves wearing PINK and is not a man enough to admit that its his choice.
3) He makes stupid sad faces that only gals can make up.
4) He has a boneheaded habit of using 'DUH' and almost believes that it sounds outstandingly cool !!
5) He has some perky & bootylicious body parts that can't be disclosed on this blog.
.....
n that was just his childhood....but Jhabbar didn't stop there....
His first cricket practice partner was a sis he made in kota ( where he went to study or at least score chics..not make sisters ).....
His first college crush whom we often refer to by using a set of alphanumeric word is all set to be made a sister by jhabroo..( he very clearly expressed this wish )....
n this list TOO like most of the lists goes on and onnnn !!!
So, jhabroo you better get your head outta your ass and man up !!
XoXo

The beginning of the "Jhabbar-demic"

Now, you guys must be thinking that what in the name of god is "jhabbar-demic". So, lemme freshen up your jhabbarictionary a bit until the official draft is out. JHABBARDEMIC is the name of the complex disease jhabbar is suffering from. It broke out many years ago and took the form of an epidemic within months !! So, lets get into the details of the so called JHABBARDEMIC !!

The date was 4th march 1990. The place was the very famous UNA, Gujarat.(Jhabbar likes to brag about UNA a lot that it is the place with the maximum number of villages in India and makes it a point to repeat this fact at least five thousand times a day so that everyone remembers it, GOD KNOWS WHY !! ) Jhabbar's mom, was very happy because of the fact that she had given birth to 2.5 kgs of dunno what !! (jhabbar's genitals were not visible by then). But that happiness wasn't for long. Soon, jhabbar's kins got the hair shaved off to find a baby inside. That was when everyone got worried. The new weight of the kid was 0.5 kgs ( for those of you still not seeing the fact, this means the weight of the hair was 2kgs. :-P ) That is how this disease started. Simple normal parents but one heck of a monster as a kid !!Now, for your safety, please read the following symptoms of JHABBARDEMIC very carefully and if u find any such kid in your neighborhood, inform us immediately.
1) looks like a mass of hair from long AS WELL AS short distance
2) High Jhabbarification frequency
3) General lack of brain
4) extremely poor IQ
5) affinity to anything that requires BITING
6) acts like a total BITCH
......
for anyone not in the jhabbar category, the above symptoms shud be enough !! So stay focussed people and report jhabbroos in the making !!!
xoxo

OOppSS !! he does it again !!

date january 29, 2010
place jhabbar's illegal den ( better known as room no. 164, topaz hostel )

soo....in a very predictable show of jhabbarification, the beast freaked out when he read a "So called alphanumeric word" on the blog....
in fact he pulled out his typical classic jhabru move....n he actually BIT his roomie....
Now, as he's one of us he realized that this won't solve the problem....so he hid his claws behind his clumsy ass and showed some BITCHINESS...and came to the administrator on all fours, begging to grant him the rights to edit the posts...
HA HA....very clever jhabru...
but the group is too smart n tight to be compromised !!
So guys...remember...when u use alphanumeric words like "T2" the stupid beast freaks out...and jhabbarifies....
look before you speak !!
XoXo

Legends

Jhabbroo :- Male Species
Jhabbri :- Female Species
Jhabbarlings :- Siblings
Jhabbarites :- Offsprings

The general iterations of zabrooo's life !!

jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya

lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya

jabhru ka dil ghayal hua

uska toh balatkaar ho gaya

jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya

lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya

fir jhabru jhabri dono gtalk karein

jhabru ka dual sim bekaar ho gaya

jhabru ko jhabri se pyaar ho gaya

lekin jhabri ka inkaar ho gaya

jhabru ka dil ekdum bhaalu hua

jhabru fir pyaar k liye bekaraar ho gaya

the primal urge of zabrooo..."FRUSTRATION"

now...lets first lay down some ground rules....when jhabroo frustrates...its called "jhabbarification"
this the primal urge of the species of his kind. As you all know, for most of us newly pubertified college going kids SEX with the opposite sex (mostly) is the primal instinctive urge. But for the jhabroo species, its frustration....so here goes the list....the list of things at which jhabroo gets frustrated....
1) Not giving him a hajmola candy.
2) Not letting him download a movie coz his awesomely fantastic friends wanna talk wid him.
3) Simply because its him, jhabroo
4) using alphanumeric words like "T2"
5) ignoring him when he's bitching around
6) talking about him when he is pretending to sleep ( n acting as a Bitch )
and the list goes on and on....

stay tuned for updates...
xoxo

Words the "Jhabbarictionary"

To Be Uploaded Soooooon .......

Address "The Mystery"

Jhabbaroooo BABA
Flat Number J-I,
Jhabbar Apartments,
Jhabbarite Street,
Jhabbarabad,
Jhabbar Pradesh,
Jhabbharistan,
Jhabbrasia,
Earth.
[He is One of Us !!!!!!!!]
JIN (Jhabbar Index Number) :- JJJ-001

Name "The History"

Hakim Zhabaru Chutiya Chillar Chamar Dual_Sim Frustu Pakistani PolybaaaZ T2 Tiggi BABA !!!!!!